Shipping policy
Effective Date: July 22, 2026
Welcome, friends! Your order has officially embarked on its main-character journey.
Here's the fun part: we don't keep mountains of inventory hidden in a mysterious warehouse. Every item is made just for you after you place your order. It's basically your product's origin story, so thank you for all the support for the Glitch Dimension.
The Creation Montage
Your order is lovingly printed, packed, and prepared by our trusted production partner.
This usually takes 2–7 business days, though during holidays, big sales, or moments of collective internet chaos, it may take a little longer.
Good things take time, and so do really cool hoodies.
The Great Journey
Once your masterpiece leaves production, estimated delivery times are:
- 🇺🇸 United States: 2-5 business days
- 🇨🇦 Canada: 5-10 business days
- 🌍 International: In another life, unfortunately
Please remember that weather, customs, holidays, carrier delays, and Mercury doing whatever Planets do can occasionally slow things down.
Finding The One Piece
Shipping charges are calculated at checkout based on your location, the treasures ordered, and the selected voyage completion method.
Tracking Your Tiny Adventure
Once your order ships, we'll send you tracking information so you can enthusiastically refresh the tracking page every 17 minutes. (No judgment. We've done it too.) Please allow up to 48 hours for tracking updates to appear.
"Why Did My Order Arrive in Two Boxes?"
Excellent question.
Some items are made in different facilities so that they may arrive separately. This doesn't mean we forgot half your order—it just means your packages decided to travel independently before holding a dramatic reunion at your doorstep.
Oops... Wrong Address?
Please double-check your shipping address before placing your order.
If your order has already started production, we probably can't change it. Once the printers begin their magical work, they're committed.
If a package is returned due to an incorrect address, additional shipping charges may apply to resend it.
If Something Goes Sideways
If your order arrives damaged, defective, or looking like it fought a bear on the delivery route, let us know within 30 days.
Just send us:
- Your order number
- A quick description of what happened
- A few clear photos
We'll work with our production partner to make things right as quickly as possible. If your package decided to pull a now-you-see-me trick and mysteriously vanished, contact us, and we'll work with the shipping carrier to investigate and determine our next steps.
International Friends 🌎
We’d love to send our goodies all over the world, but unfortunately, international shipping is currently unavailable. There are a LOT of rules, restrictions, customs requirements, shipping regulations, and general bureaucratic nonsense involved with sending packages across borders. After wrestling with the shipping gremlins, we’ve decided it’s safer to keep things domestic for now.
But don’t worry—we’re working behind the scenes to figure out how to unleash our chaotic little packages upon the rest of the world. 🌎
We wish we controlled international customs... but we can barely control what day it is. International shipping may return someday. Until then, thank you for your patience, understanding, and emotional support while we battle the shipping gods.
Need Help?
Questions? Concerns? Existential shipping crisis?
Reach out anytime:
📧 Tokistartalents@gmail.com
Thank you for supporting Glitch Dimension. Every order helps a small business grow, and we're genuinely grateful you're here. Now keep an eye on that tracking page—we know you were going to anyway.